Soul Patrol.

Finally American Idol is over, the old man won and we are left with peace for the next 8-9 months. Huzzah. But, what I really want to comment on is Paula Abdul(?). That woman is a crack head. There is no way she is not high 95% of the time she is on TV. The woman's eyes are glossed over, her skin shines like a crack head on welfare day, and she acts insane. What's the deal with her dancing to every fucking song, even the songs that aren't exactly "danceable." She needs to sit her crack smoking ass down. She doesn't even dance well, she just sways back and forth with her arms in the air. If you've ever been to an Allman Bros. or Phish concert, that's pretty much the exact same way every single burnout there "dances." The comments she makes to the contestants are comical, at some point she stopped saying things and started gesturing. Someone needs to get her some help, she is spiraling out of control. May God-bless her SOUL PATROL.