Where'd the Toilet go?

Looks like Americans aren't the only ones dealing with obesity. The Australian agency in charge of setting the standards for toilets has decided the population has grown too fat for the standard Australian toilet. Currently toilets in Australia need to support up to 100lbs, but thats not good enough for those crazy Aussies, now they need toilets to support a weight of 330lbs. Now I have a relative that once crushed a toilet. She's a big woman, as one would have to be to crush a toilet, but she was unfazed by the shattering of the porcelain thrown beneath her. I could only imagine the pain of ceramic shards in your ass and thighs, it almost seems like too much to bare. I don't even want to think about it.